Packers Graham Harrell: 2012 Player Evaluation and Report Card
1) Introduction: Was Harrell’s 2012 season the best ever by a backup quarterback? The second-year player from Texas Tech held the clipboard with perfect form. His posture and facial gestures while watching games from the sideline was second to none. His bored-to cup-to pour time — aka the amount of time it takes Harrell to snap out of staring straight ahead and being bored, sprint to the water cooler, grab a cup, fill it, and deliver it to Aaron Rodgers without spilling — was the best in league history. I can think of no other quarterback that is better suited to back up Rodgers than Mr. Graham Harrell.
Graham “Mr. Wonderful” Harrell
- Age: Ageless
- Born: to play backup quarterback
- Height: He’s bigger than the game
- Weight: Harrell doesn’t wait for anything or anybody
- College: School of Hard Knocks
- Rookie Year: Doesn’t matter. Harrell has played like a veteran ever since setting foot on the field
- NFL Experience: Watching Harrell play is an experience we all should cherish.
3) Expectations coming into the season: Stay the hell off the field. The Packers kept extra beer in the coolers at Lambeau just in case Harrell ever had to enter a game. It is unclear whether the beer was intended to distract the fans from Harrell actually being in the game, or to calm the nerves of the Packers coaching staff who had to try and make sure Harrell didn’t injure any teammate by hitting them in the nuts with an errant pass.
4) Player’s highlights/low-lights: Starr’s QB sneak in the Ice Bowl, Favre sprinting down the field after a TD with his helmet off in the Super Bowl, Kevin Greene telling Clay Matthews that “it’s time,” Harrell tripping over himself and fumbling at the 1-yard line after he entered the Saints game for an injured Aaron Rodgers. These are the greatest moments in Packers’ history (in no particular order).
5) Player’s contribution to the overall team success: Being from Brownwood, Texas, I bet Harrell grills a mean steak. The offensive linemen probably appreciate that. I bet McCarthy does, too.
6) Player’s contributions in the playoffs: Harrell did just as good of a job tackling Colin Kaepernick as the entire Packers defense.
Season Report Card:
(A+) Level of expectations met during the season (Harrell exceeded my wildest dreams)
(A+) Contributions to team’s overall success (Where would the Packers be without Harrell occupying the extra headset on the sideline?)
(A+) Player’s contributions during playoffs (See snarky comment about the defense)
Overall Grade: A+——————