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December

Green Bay Packers: Receivers Fumble, Team Stumbles

Forget for a minute the Detroit Lions abusing the Green Bay Packers’ front four for 190 yards rushing on 41 carries, if you can. Forget the four sacks, the dominance over the running game, and the utter havoc wreaked on the offensive line by the Lions’ front four.

Forget the 73-yard-oh-wait-how-is-that-not-a-touchdown perpetuated by Greg Jennings, the failed fourth-and-one pass, and everything else but Andrew Quarless’s fumble.

How in the hell have the Packers been fumbling so often this season? And I don’t mean quarterbacks or running backs, either. Our vaunted corps of WRs has been coughing up the football at an astonishing rate this season.

I am absolutely thrilled to be putting up this sort of an image.

Let’s take a look at the numbers:

Eagles: None.

Bills: James Jones, John Kuhn. Both are recovered by Packers.

Bears: Jones’ infamous fumble on the final drive leads to a Bears victory.

Lions: Jordy Nelson loses two fumbles, both on kickoff returns.

Redskin: Donald Lee coughs it up on the second play from scrimmage.

Dolphins: None.

Vikings: None by receivers, but Brandon Jackson does recover his own fumble.

Jets: None. Hey, we’re on a roll!

Cowboys: Jones fumbles for the third time, but it was a rout, right? Who cares.

Vikings: None. Wait, is this all just smoke and mirrors?

Falcons: Holy sheet, I guess not. Jennings fumbles twice and Rodgers fumbles twice, losing one.

49ers: None.

Lions: Quarless.

How in the devil does a receiving group fumble that often? Counting Jordy Nelson’s malfeasance against the Lions in Week 4, the receivers have collectively tossed the ball away nine times. Five of those times, the other side fell on it.

Running backs and quarterbacks account for another four fumbles, with one (Rodgers against Atlanta) lost. Maybe we need Edgar Bennett to jump over into Jimmy Robinson’s turf and start cracking heads, because I for one think that there is no excuse for that level of fumblitis.

There’s no excuse for any of the problems listed up top, but this one stands out to me as particularly awful. Only six of 13 games in which someone did not cough up the ball?! Gentlemen (and ladies), this is messed up.