25

September

AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League: Week 3 Update & Power Rankings

AllGBP.com Fantasy Football LeagueWelcome to our weekly update for the AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League! For those that are unaware, the AllGBP.com staff has continued their competitive league this year to pit writers against readers. Please continue to check back each week as the drama unfolds, and don’t at all hesitate to throw around the smack talk! Who knows . . . maybe you could be throwing down the gauntlet with us next season.

Week 3 Summary

Heisenberg beat SuperYooper this week to claim first place in AllGBP Official, knocking out Chico’s Bail Bonds. Heisenberg and The Hoshmazodes maintain a 1.0-game lead on third-place Chico’s Bail Bonds. However, only 30.94 points stands between the top two teams. Optimal Butt Height got the biggest lift last week, rising from eighth place to fourth. St. Cecilia’s HS went the other way, falling from fourth to ninth. The Hoshmazodes and Heisenberg are the last unbeaten teams left in the league.

Matchup Results

TouchedbyTedThompson 115.36, Chico’s Bail Bonds 84.98

  • TouchedbyTedThompson (2-1, 316.72) defeated Chico’s Bail Bonds (2-1, 398.92), 115.36 – 84.98, overcoming a 16.27-point projected spread in the process. At 30.38 points, the margin of victory was the largest in the league this week.

The Hoshmazodes 79.56, Sitton your Head 79.28

  • The Hoshmazodes (3-0, 321.02) got 24.76 points from Peyton Manning on Monday night to get by Sitton your Head (0-3, 255.36), 79.56 – 79.28. The 0.28-point margin of victory was the smallest in the league this season.

Optimal Butt Height 134.94, Lost in Minnesota 106.82

  • Optimal Butt Height (2-1, 341.00) would have beaten every other team in the league this week, as they knocked off Lost in Minnesota (0-3, 287.08), 134.94 – 106.82. Optimal Butt Height beat their 110.56-point projection by 22.1%, the highest percentage in the league this week.

Smoking Jay Cutlers 120.54, St. Cecilia’s HS 101.46

  • Smoking Jay Cutlers (2-1, 326.86) got 33.40 points from Antonio Brown on Sunday night to defeat St. Cecilia’s HS (1-2, 361.88), 120.54 – 101.46.

Heisenberg 95.20, SuperYooper 74.90

  • Heisenberg (3-0, 351.96) got lucky this week, earning a 95.20 – 74.90 victory over SuperYooper (0-3, 256.98) with just the week’s 10th-highest point total.

Breesus Christ 100.48, Pigskin Perfection 97.90

  • Drew Brees scored a team-leading 32.78 points to help Breesus Christ (2-1, 296.34) get by Pigskin Perfection (1-2, 354.90), 100.48 – 97.90.

The Jolly Rodgers 104.66, Team Brainwash 95.50

18

September

AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League: Week 2 Update & Power Rankings

AllGBP.com Fantasy Football LeagueWelcome to our weekly update for the AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League! For those that are unaware, the AllGBP.com staff has continued their competitive league this year to pit writers against readers. Please continue to check back each week as the drama unfolds, and don’t at all hesitate to throw around the smack talk! Who knows . . . maybe you could be throwing down the gauntlet with us next season.

Week 2 Summary

At the conclusion of Week 2, Chico’s Bail Bonds has built up 312.84 points and leads three teams at 2-0 in AllGBP Official. They lead The Hoshmazodes by a solid 71.18 points. St. Cecilia’s HS made the most of the week last week, rising from 11th place to fourth. Pigskin Perfection went in the other direction, falling from first to fifth.

Matchup Results

TouchedbyTedThompson 125.44, SuperYooper 86.00

  • Calvin Johnson scored 24.80 points to help TouchedbyTedThompson (1-1, 201.36) easily defeat SuperYooper (0-2, 182.08), 125.44 – 86.00.

Chico’s Bail Bonds 164.52, Sitton your Head 96.18

  • Chico’s Bail Bonds (2-0, 312.84) destroyed Sitton your Head (0-2, 177.48), 164.52 – 96.18, behind 33.22 points from Michael Vick.

Optimal Butt Height 92.40, Team Brainwash 79.78

  • Optimal Butt Height (1-1, 206.26) can thank their lucky stars for their win this week, beating Team Brainwash (1-1, 182.30), 92.40 – 79.78, despite scoring just the 11th-highest point total in the league this week. The 92.40 points put up by Optimal Butt Height was the lowest winning score of the week.

Smoking Jay Cutlers 97.06, Breesus Christ 81.78

  • Matt Ryan scored a team-leading 22.96 points to help Smoking Jay Cutlers (1-1, 206.32) take down Breesus Christ (1-1, 195.86), 97.06 – 81.78.

St. Cecilia’s HS 166.70, Lost in Minnesota 94.26

  • With 34.90 points, Aaron Rodgers recorded the highest score of the week and led St. Cecilia’s HS to a 166.70 – 94.26 win over Lost in Minnesota (0-2, 180.26). At 72.44 points, the margin of victory was the largest in the league this week.

Heisenberg 123.38, Pigskin Perfection 107.42

  • Heisenberg (2-0, 255.36) got 25.90 points from Jimmy Graham and knocked off Pigskin Perfection (1-1, 257.00), 123.38 – 107.42.

The Hoshmazodes 120.58, The Jolly Rodgers 98.56

  • The Hoshmazodes (2-0, 241.66) got 21.90 points from Pierre Garcon and defeated The Jolly Rodgers (1-1, 219.50), 120.58 – 98.56.
23

November

AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League: Week 11 Update & Power Rankings

AllGBP.com Fantasy Football LeagueWelcome to our weekly update for the AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League! For those that are unaware, the AllGBP.com staff started a league this year to see who could take home the trophy between them and some of their readers. Please continue to check back each week as the drama unfolds, and don’t at all hesitate to throw around the smack talk! Who knows . . . maybe you could be throwing down the gauntlet with us next season.

Week 11 Results:

  • Rockwood Lodge (124.42)
    over Jordy’s Stiff Arm (67.34)
  • St. Cecilia’s HS (112.60)
    over The Gilbert Browns (42.26)
  • Salute Your Jorts (119.66)
    over Calvinball (110.30)
  • Finley Named My Kids (93.12)
    over Cheeseheads (62.94)
  • TouchedByTedThompson (91.00)
    over Lambeau’s Legends (88.22)
  • Milwaukee Packers (131.84)
    over SuperBowl or Bust (118.04)

Standings:

Writers Division

  1. The Gilbert Browns, Adam Czech (7-4-0)
  2. Rockwood Lodge, Marques Eversoll (7-4-0)
  3. St. Cecilia’s HS, “Jersey” Al Bracco (6-5-0)
  4. Calvinball, Thomas Hobbes (4-7-0)
  5. Salute Your Jorts, Kris Burke (4-7-0)
  6. Jordy’s Stiff Arm, Chad Toporski (4-7-0)

Readers Division

  1. Finley Named My Kids, Sam (9-2-0)
  2. Lambeau’s Legends, Henry (7-4-0)
  3. TouchedByTedThompson, Ian (7-4-0)
  4. SuperBowl or Bust, Earl (4-7-0)
  5. Milwaukee Packers, gbmb34 (4-7-0)
  6. Cheeseheads, Matt (3-8-0)

Power Rankings

  1. Rockwood Lodge (1) – This next matchup is going to be huge. In Week 12, The Rock will face off with The Gilbert Browns for first place in the Writers Division, and the loser will be battling it out with a St. Cecilia’s HS that’s not out of the fight.
  2. Finley Named My Kids (4) – They’re almost like the 2011 Green Bay Packers. This team has a great record but some serious weaknesses. Half of the league scored higher than them this week, yet they still walked away with a win.
  3. Lambeau’s Legends (2) – Losing to TouchedByTedThompson this week just put the Legends on notice. The only thing saving them right now is their overall points on the season.
  4. The Gilbert Browns (3) – If this team wants some serious street cred, then they’ll need to do better than 42.26 points . . . the lowest score of any team this season.
  5. TouchedByTedThompson (7) – In a rather inglorious manner, this team just helped their playoff chances immensely. The win over the Legends gives them a tying record, but they’ll need to continue their success in order to take the playoff spot completely.
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November

AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League: Week 10 Update & Power Rankings

AllGBP.com Fantasy Football LeagueWelcome to our weekly update for the AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League! For those that are unaware, the AllGBP.com staff started a league this year to see who could take home the trophy between them and some of their readers. Please continue to check back each week as the drama unfolds, and don’t at all hesitate to throw around the smack talk! Who knows . . . maybe you could be throwing down the gauntlet with us next season.

Week 10 Results:

  • Milwaukee Packers (124.04)
    over Jordy’s Stiff Arm (86.70)
  • Rockwood Lodge (123.76)
    over Lambeau’s Legends (72.66)
  • SuperBowl or Bust (113.08)
    over St. Ceclia’s HS (100.26)
  • The Gilbert Browns (120.92)
    over Cheeseheads (86.06)
  • Finley Named My Kids (123.50)
    over Calvinball (74.68)
  • TouchedByTedThompson (80.84)
    over Salute Your Jorts (78.14)

Standings:

Writers Division

  1. The Gilbert Browns, Adam Czech (7-3-0)
  2. Rockwood Lodge, Marques Eversoll (6-4-0)
  3. St. Cecilia’s HS, “Jersey” Al Bracco (5-5-0)
  4. Calvinball, Thomas Hobbes (4-6-0)
  5. Jordy’s Stiff Arm, Chad Toporski (4-6-0)
  6. Salute Your Jorts, Kris Burke (3-7-0)

Readers Division

  1. Finley Named My Kids, Sam (8-2-0)
  2. Lambeau’s Legends, Henry (7-3-0)
  3. TouchedByTedThompson, Ian (6-4-0)
  4. SuperBowl or Bust, Earl (4-6-0)
  5. Milwaukee Packers, gbmb34 (3-7-0)
  6. Cheeseheads, Matt (3-7-0)

Power Rankings

  1. Rockwood Lodge (2) – The Rock took its Week 7 loss to heart and has been busting down the scoreboard ever since. Any team with the likes of Doug Martin and A.J. Green should be feared.
  2. Lambeau’s Legends (1) – After riding a 6-game winning streak, the Legends fell to Earth this week against the top-ranked Rockwood Lodge. Perhaps it was just a bad week . . .
  3. The Gilbert Browns (5) – They’re sitting pretty with a 7-3 record, but with four games left, they can’t count their chickens just yet. An interesting stat provided by Yahoo: “If they played the same schedule as Cheeseheads, The Gilbert Browns would be 4-5.”
  4. Finley Named My Kids (3) – Despite the best record in the league, this team just isn’t the dominant force its record might indicate. They should be able to crack the playoffs without too much worry, but TouchedByTedThompson is closing in for the steal.
20

October

AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League: Week 6 Update & Power Rankings

AllGBP.com Fantasy Football LeagueWelcome to our weekly update for the AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League! For those that are unaware, the AllGBP.com staff started a league this year to see who could take home the trophy between them and some of their readers. Please continue to check back each week as the drama unfolds, and don’t at all hesitate to throw around the smack talk! Who knows . . . maybe you could be throwing down the gauntlet with us next season.

Week 6 Results:

  • Jordy’s Stiff Arm (128.32)
    over The Gilbert Browns (103.88)
  • Calvinball (149.28)
    over Rockwood Lodge (96.44)
  • St. Cecilia’s HS (132.24)
    over Salute Your Jorts (58.50)
  • Finley Named My Kids (88.22)
    over SuperBowl or Bust (85.70)
  • TouchedByTedThompson (111.76)
    over Milwaukee Packers (101.56)
  • Lambeau’s Legends (119.12)
    over Cheeseheads (100.14)

Standings:

Writers Division

  1. The Gilbert Browns, Adam Czech (4-4-0)
  2. St. Cecilia’s HS, “Jersey” Al Bracco (4-2-0)
  3. Rockwood Lodge, Marques Eversoll (3-3-0)
  4. Jordy’s Stiff Arm, Chad Toporski (3-3-0)
  5. Calvinball, Thomas Hobbes (2-4-0)
  6. Salute Your Jorts, Kris Burke (2-4-0)

Readers Division

  1. Finley Named My Kids, Sam (5-1-0)
  2. Lambeau’s Legends, Henry (4-2-0)
  3. SuperBowl or Bust, Earl (3-3-0)
  4. TouchedByTedThompson, Ian (2-4-0)
  5. Milwaukee Packers, gbmb34 (2-4-0)
  6. Cheeseheads, Matt (2-4-0)

Power Rankings

  1. Lambeau’s Legends (Up 2) – Finally finding some consistency, the Legends are back at first in the power rankings. The top three teams, though, all seem poised to be the big contenders for the playoffs.
  2. Rockwood Lodge (Down 1) – The Rock saw its first sub-100 point game so far this season, and it was against a team in Calvinball that came to play. They’re still tops in the league, though, so this week’s loss can’t be seen as much more than a short moment of weakness.
  3. Finley Named My Kids (Down 1) – As “Jersey” Al was so quick to point out last week, a win is a win. This team, though, only won by 3 points and didn’t even hit the 90 mark. Having the best record in the league only means so much.
  4. Calvinball (Up 2) – This team may be 2-4, but they’ve been extremely productive, putting up over 100 points in every game since Week 2. Their only problem is that they’ve had the second-highest total amount of points scored against them across the season.
13

October

AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League: Week 5 Update & Power Rankings

AllGBP.com Fantasy Football LeagueWelcome to our weekly update for the AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League! For those that are unaware, the AllGBP.com staff started a league this year to see who could take home the trophy between them and some of their readers. Please continue to check back each week as the drama unfolds, and don’t at all hesitate to throw around the smack talk! Who knows . . . maybe you could be throwing down the gauntlet with us next season.

Week 5 Results:

Lambeau’s Legends (119.60) over Jordy’s Stiff Arm (88.30)
Rockwood Lodge (163.48) over TouchedByTedThompson (96.28)
St. Cecilia’s HS (89.06) over Cheeseheads (65.28)
Finley Named My Kids (136.96) over The Gilbert Browns (115.30)
SuperBowl or Bust (114.72) over Calvinball (110.04)
Milwaukee Packers (94.76) over Salute Your Jorts (76.34)

Standings:

Writers Division

  1. The Gilbert Browns, Adam Czech (4-1-0)
  2. Rockwood Lodge, Marques Eversoll (3-2-0)
  3. St. Cecilia’s HS, “Jersey” Al Bracco (3-2-0)
  4. Salute Your Jorts, Kris Burke (2-3-0)
  5. Jordy’s Stiff Arm, Chad Toporski (2-3-0)
  6. Calvinball, Thomas Hobbes (1-4-0)

Readers Division

  1. Finley Named My Kids, Sam (4-1-0)
  2. Lambeau’s Legends, Henry (3-2-0)
  3. SuperBowl or Bust, Earl (3-2-0)
  4. Milwaukee Packers, gbmb34 (2-3-0)
  5. Cheeseheads, Matt (2-3-0)
  6. TouchedByTedThompson, Ian (1-4-0)

Power Rankings

  1. Rockwood Lodge (Up 1) – Finally made it to the top of the heap with a statement win. Though it was against a much inferior opponent, The Rock put up enough points this week to put any team to shame.
  2. Finley Named My Kids (Up 1) – In giving the Gilbert Browns their first loss of the season, this has become the team to beat in the Readers Division.
  3. Lambeau’s Legends (Down 2) – As was expected, the Legends didn’t spend long at Number One, but they’re breathing heavily down the neck of Finley Named My Kids.
  4. The Gilbert Browns (Same) – They put up a respectable fight this past week, but it wasn’t enough against a top-tier team. They’ll need to do more to make themselves a force to be reckoned with.
  5. SuperBowl or Bust (Same) – Squeaking out a win by just a 4-point margin, this team maintains its place above Calvinball for another week.
  6. Calvinball (Same) – Losing RGIII hurts, especially when they were just four points away from winning. Matt Ryan should be a suitable replacement, but it’s not a complete fix.
6

October

AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League: Week 4 Update & Power Rankings

AllGBP.com Fantasy Football LeagueWelcome to our weekly update for the AllGreenBayPackers.com Fantasy Football League! For those that are unaware, the AllGBP.com staff started a league this year to see who could take home the trophy between them and some of their readers. Please continue to check back each week as the drama unfolds, and don’t at all hesitate to throw around the smack talk! Who knows . . . maybe you could be throwing down the gauntlet with us next season.

Week 4 Results:

Jordy’s Stiff Arm (105.46) over Cheeseheads (66.86)
St. Cecilia’s HS (137.86) over TouchedByTedThompson (102.32)
Rockwood Lodge (118.28) over Finley Named My Kids (87.46)
The Gilbert Browns (114.24) over Milwaukee Packers (85.76)
Lambeau’s Legends (159.74) over Calvinball (116.32)
SuperBowl or Bust (125.20) over Salute Your Jorts (108.30)

Standings:

Writers Division

  1. The Gilbert Browns, Adam Czech (4-0-0)
  2. Rockwood Lodge, Marques Eversoll (2-2-0)
  3. St. Cecilia’s HS, “Jersey” Al Bracco (2-2-0)
  4. Salute Your Jorts, Kris Burke (2-2-0)
  5. Jordy’s Stiff Arm, Chad Toporski (2-2-0)
  6. Calvinball, Thomas Hobbes (1-3-0)

Readers Division

  1. Finley Named My Kids, Sam (3-1-0)
  2. Lambeau’s Legends, Henry (2-2-0)
  3. SuperBowl or Bust, Earl (2-2-0)
  4. Cheeseheads, Matt (2-2-0)
  5. TouchedByTedThompson, Ian (1-3-0)
  6. Milwaukee Packers, gbmb34 (1-3-0)

Power Rankings

  1. Lambeau’s Legends (Up 4) – They’ve taken the top spot this week in our power rankings, but it may not be for long. Their boom or bust performances are about as consistent as the Chicago Bears right now, so they’ll have to show some more consistency if they want to stay number one.
  2. Rockwood Lodge (Same) – The model of consistency, teams will need to bring their “A” game when facing The Rock. Their weekly point production is about as close of a shot grouping as you can get, and they just handed the Readers division leader their first loss of the season.
  3. Finley Named My Kids (Down 2) – We knew it would happen eventually, but Finley Named My Kids finally dropped a game this week. Too bad for them it was against one of their biggest competitors in the power rankings. Until they can prove otherwise, The Rock owns them.
  4. The Gilbert Browns (Same) – Perhaps the only undefeated team in the league should be ranked higher, but they once again had a soft match-up that was not difficult to overcome. Can they prove their doubters wrong, or do they prefer to play with that chip on their shoulder? We’ll see.